- me: -eats something sour-
- me: instantly morphs into Mick Jagger
- me: *walks out of room*
- parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
- me: *gets food. goes back in room*
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
